New — the graffiti drop
Sprayed red across the back, the wordmark on the chest. Heavyweight white cotton, printed to stay loud after the fiftieth wash.
01 — Anti Social
Hand-lettered in blue on the chest. Turn around and it keeps going: people obsessed with their own lives, not other people’s.
02 — Nothing Happens
The whole line across the chest in black. Front print only — the back stays blank.
03 — Decorate Time
Brushed blue lettering on off-white cotton. Front print only.
04 — Money Buys Happiness
Printed in oxide red. Read the front, then let people walk behind you.
05 — Room Full Of Mirrors
Big black hand-lettering front and back — and the back admits it doesn’t think before it speaks.
The story
Voléfanka prints one idea per shirt — the kind you’d scribble on a wall, not the kind a committee approved. Small chest mark, the whole statement across the back.
Seven shirts in the line. When one sells out, it stays out.
Materials & quality
01
Dense, opaque, and structured enough to hold its shape after the fiftieth wash. Combed to pull out the short fibres, so it stays smooth instead of pilling.
02
Screen-printed with soft-hand inks so the lettering flexes with the fabric instead of cracking off it. Wash inside out, cold.
03
Washed before it’s cut, so the size you order is the size you keep. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and twin-needle hems.
Size guide
Measurements in centimetres, garment laid flat. Between two sizes? Size down for a boxy fit, up for relaxed.
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 48 | 68 | 19 |
| S | 51 | 70 | 20 |
| M | 54 | 72 | 21 |
| L | 57 | 74 | 22 |
| XL | 60 | 76 | 23 |
| XXL | 63 | 78 | 24 |
What people say
“Three people stopped me to read my back. Worth it for that alone.”
“Arrived in four days, print still perfect after a month of washing.”
“Bought the blue one, ordered the red one a week later. No notes.”